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the doctor is here my lady

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my dear son Dr trellion how good of you

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to call I thought you were still in the

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Bahamas I had to fly back to see you I'm

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so worried there's simply no one out

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there I could consult with any

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confidence oh come now they've got some

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excellent chaps out there none who

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understand like you do how kind of you

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now what appears to be the trouble I

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don't know where to

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begin oh this is so

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embarrassing oh come now we've known

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each other for many years you can

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confide in

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me it's

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George he doesn't love me

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anymore I don't believe it you must be

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mistaken no I'm

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not it's been going on for some time now

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it's making me quite ill my nerves are

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simply shot to pieces I can't sleep

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worrying about it you must help

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me and so I

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shall that's what I'm here for now first

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of all have you told me everything no I

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haven't last

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week he attacked me he what he attacked

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me how Gastly for you he bit me George

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bit

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you

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George you naughty little boy you

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naughty ungrateful little boy

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distressing mommy like this well we'll

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have to see what's wrong with him won't

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we he must be ill oh no I don't worry my

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dear we'll soon get him well

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again do you want him to say

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wolof no that won't be necessary

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H I think it's advisable to take him

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into the nursing home for a few days how

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soon can you admit

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him I'm afraid he much too ill to be

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moved to the

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morning I'd feel much easier if you

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could stay with

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him I sh leave his

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side where does he normally

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sleep

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there I think it best not to disturb him

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never mind about that start clicking

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that

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thing I'll leave you with it then not

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much more I can do report to me first

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thing in the morning

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but she was absolutely

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different I'm about

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don't re ask

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can't you keep your spawn under control

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don't refer to your children as spawn

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what spawn mom there now see what you've

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done you put filthy thoughts into that

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boy's head I'll put a chopper in his

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head if he doesn't behave himself now

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clear off and go to school if you were a

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proper father they might pay you more

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respect you never read to them you never

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play with them you hardly ever see them

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work that's all you think about what

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work do you do Dad I am not at Liberty

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to divulge that now now Henry you know

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your your father can't tell you about

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his job why is it a rotten job no it's

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not a rotten job it's a very important

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job well we've got to write a

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composition at school about you what my

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father does for a living and tell them

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to mind their own business well he can't

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put that down you say your father's a

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civil servant Co is that all a rotten

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old office job Arthur stringer's dad

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makes atom bombs well good luck to him

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and Willie dona's dad flies Jets I don't

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care what Willie dona's dad does go to

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go it's not fair they've all got good

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jobs except you well I'm not putting you

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down if you work in a rot old office say

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he's dead I do when they ask me yeah

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that's it he's dead I'll say he got

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killed in the wall trying to escape from

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a German prison camp hanging on the

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bobbed wall with his guts hanging out

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goodbye mom goodbye off you go

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man

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he

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he Charming what lovable children we've

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managed to concu one of these days ELC

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I'll tell them security or no security I

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will not have my spawn ashamed of

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me well it's your own fault you should

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never become a spy in the first

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place you're not suited to it Elsie dear

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I am not a spy I'm in Counter

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Intelligence well you haven't got very

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far in it have you honestly Stanley I I

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don't think you'll push yourself enough

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I mean you've been with them a long time

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now it's about time you had some

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promotion I don't know how other spies

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wives manage but I find it very hard now

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the children are growing up here we go

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same old grandar phone record you're not

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getting any more housekeeping money look

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how much that James Bond gets he gambles

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more in one night than you earn in a

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whole year that's whole book stuff

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nothing like it in real life good

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Heavens I've been 23 years in the

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service I never yet walked into a hotel

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room and found a naked woman in me bed

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and you better not don't worry about me

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Elsie I'll get

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promotion I'm working on an idea now

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that will blow their heads off oh what

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is it you know better than to ask that

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I've said too much

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already but just you

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wait what time will you be home tonight

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I haven't the faintest idea well I

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should be off to bingo I'll leave your

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sausages in the oven than go thank you

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very

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oh my old man's D he wears a dust he

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wears C blind drous and he lives in a c

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of f he looks a

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prop he looks a prop

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oh Lord where are your keys I left

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them in the

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office Counter

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Intelligence stupid

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hello hello do what Mary P calling

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birthday cake oh yeah birthday cake to

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marsipan go ahead maripan keep your

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voice I got a license to this thing if

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the police get a fix on me I've add it

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I've been keeping the subject under

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observation

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yes you've got photographs of him doing

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what you haven't well done rley we got

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him for life keep at it lad well done

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over and

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out pictures of him

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hey hey hey

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hey hey you're far hey you hey hey

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you're alive

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good

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Heavens morning

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Stanley oh good morning Commander I

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thought you were in Budapest buest

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that's right hungry R Mania yes things

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are a bit dicey there for a time oh just

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managed to get out in time

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well let's see how things go Istanbul

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next week

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Istanbul I

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say are you um are you still living in

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Wimbledon uh yes sir yes sir I say I'm

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terribly

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sorry oh it's nothing really where did

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you lose it I um I didn't lose it I um I

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left it in the office

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H oh I see

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is

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morning Miss March

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Banks oh good morning Mr

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par any messages

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any messages I'm not sure but I think

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there are one or two messages here for

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you oh anything from the chief there's

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one here from the

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chief is there anything to do with my

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report I think it has something to do

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with your report they want to see you as

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soon as you come

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in well why didn't you tell me I mean I

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wouldn't have known anything about it if

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I hadn't asked would I it's a pleasure

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Johnny good F damned ingenious then you

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do intend proceeding with it sir I

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didn't say that I said it was damned

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ingenious it's also very dangerous

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extremely dangerous well yes I realize

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that but surely the advantages to our

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security outweigh any dangers involved I

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mean this could be the greatest

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intelligence Coupe of this Century but

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what if it backfired Redland wouldn't

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like it if they found out farare they

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might even Chuck something at us yes

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quite it's pretty dirty isn't it pretty

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dirty oh squalled sir hardly Cricket it

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is definitely a dirty trick isn't

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it yes I suppose it is yes well I

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suppose we better do it before anybody

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else thinks of

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it thank you very much indeed sir yes I

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shall make you personally responsible

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for carrying it out FAA yes sir

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have you considered who you're going to

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get to do the actual job far oh yes sir

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we've got Justin man we're checking on

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him now he's under 24hour surveillance

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good here you are FAL authority to

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proceed oh thank you very much

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sir um sir

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H oh BL haven't we got any ordinary ink

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a thank you

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here Francis we can't go on meeting like

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this my husband's getting suspicious I

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mean it's the fourth time in 2 weeks the

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dog's been taken ill in the middle of

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the night well why not buy some more

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dogs then we can spit it around a bit oh

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you poor darling she's bitten you no my

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love that was

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you this was her well tell her next you

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was my sweet Riley Drive Mrs Winter's

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home will

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sir lovely morning he yes sir it is

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morning Jah

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morning do good

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morning good good morning ah morning

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good morning dear how are you fresh

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sweet so nice to see you lovely to see

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morning

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Dr Dr my favorite

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hello going off first floor animal

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clothing boys and girls kennel's cag's

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second floor outpatients nervous

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disorders casualty and maternity Wards

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the anti natal Clinic please third floor

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Helen good morning

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pled temperature down to normal take

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another Blood CL tomorrow will

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you I'm delighted discharge the bunnies

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next Tuesday keep the kittens till

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Thursday then anti-natal Clinic twice a

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dear may I

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[Music]

286
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now not too many blow waves Julian we

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don't want him to look effeminate do we

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[Music]

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very impressive

290
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eh the waste coat only weighs 2B very

291
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good very good don't throw the jacket

292
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away the one's very handy with the

293
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needle well done car on

294
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oh ah here we are

295
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I think you'll find this is what you

296
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want

297
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oh I say now it's been tested should

298
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last about a year range 2,000 M 2,000

299
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mil thank you very much the best of luck

300
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thank you thank

301
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you that looks difficult keep it up keep

302
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it up

303
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what are these cigarette lighters

304
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flamethrowers try it thank you very

305
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much I say that's

306
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marvelous it's a little Wireless that

307
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marvous very clever very

308
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very what's this then a sword stick all

309
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it's a parachute a

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parachute get out of

311
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No don't touch it oh Mr farer oh

312
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no

313
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call you're right it is a parachute two

314
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tins corn beef yeah one packet Corn

315
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Flakes yes half a dozen

316
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what half a dozen pink toilet

317
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rooll all right yes I'll try and get

318
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them in the luncher Elsie will you

319
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please clear the

320
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line good

321
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goodbye might have been a wounded agent

322
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trying to get through police battering

323
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down his bedroom door pink toilet

324
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rolls com

325
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in agent 319 report sir all right

326
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Wrigley we can dispense with code

327
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numbers in here what's happened to you I

328
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fell out of my cradle

329
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sir have you got the

330
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stuff is it safe to speak sir Wrigley if

331
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we can't speak here we can't speak

332
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anywhere can we after all this is the

333
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Hub of it all isn't it

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this completes the dosier on the subject

335
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under observation career background

336
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politics it's all their sir do what

337
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career background politics it's all

338
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their sir there's no point that we got

339
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to shout is there there's no point that

340
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we've got

341
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[Music]

342
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to right you was say

343
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career politics and um private

344
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life I say

345
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rle you live learned don't

346
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you you know you really are getting

347
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better at

348
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this thank you sir look at that

349
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definition you can almost see his

350
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toenails Wrigley wriggley action

351
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stations after weeks of a hard CFT we

352
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are now ready to strike get the file get

353
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the

354
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file watch in there sir don't touch that

355
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he'll have your hand off in there

356
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Wrigley is the instrument of my

357
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promotion operation Bandy

358
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legs

359
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Downy telephone our good Dr I make an

360
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appointment for us to see him this

361
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afternoon

362
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[Music]

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[Music]

364
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I I see a do

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[Music]

366
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M what does it

367
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say can we be a overheard what's the

368
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matter with you can't you read or

369
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something you know I have a monkey

370
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outside that can write better than

371
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that would you mind explaining this

372
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intrusion who are you I'm as caution you

373
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that anything that's said from now on

374
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comes under the official Secrets act you

375
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breathe one word to anyone and the only

376
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vetting you'll be doing is on dirty big

377
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rats in the Tower of London there we

378
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are that's who I am

379
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Stanley

380
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Fara Counter

381
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Intelligence there must be some mistake

382
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we do not make mistakes Mr

383
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taram

384
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trellion TR we are the Secret Service

385
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and not all of it I

386
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[Laughter]

387
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trust rley

388
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oh it's a

389
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bulldog I was expecting carrier

390
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pigeons this is what we've come about

391
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the

392
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pooch this wouldn't by any chance be the

393
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dog that our prime minister is going to

394
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give to the Russian Prime Minister would

395
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it how did you know that come on man

396
00:27:28,840 --> 00:27:31,880
answer me how did you know about this

397
00:27:30,159 --> 00:27:33,640
dog you slipped up there didn't you who

398
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are you working for come on man I demand

399
00:27:33,640 --> 00:27:38,960
an answer how did you know the

400
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newspapers it's on the front

401
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page is

402
00:27:41,640 --> 00:27:47,320
it did you know about this yes sir uh

403
00:27:45,760 --> 00:27:50,240
USS and standard oh why didn't you tell

404
00:27:47,320 --> 00:27:52,279
me we're supposed to be working together

405
00:27:50,240 --> 00:27:54,880
we're supposed to be I should be told

406
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about things like

407
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this when the Prime Minister visits

408
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Moscow next week for talks with the

409
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Russian Prime Minister he will be taking

410
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with him Israeli a pedigree Bulldog as a

411
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gift from the British

412
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people yeah well there's no arm done yes

413
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Mr tra this is the dog Israeli and we've

414
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been investigating you for some time now

415
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you've been doing what investigating you

416
00:28:21,320 --> 00:28:25,519
well how dare you this is a direct

417
00:28:23,760 --> 00:28:27,640
violation of human Liberty I'm going to

418
00:28:25,519 --> 00:28:29,080
get onto my mp about this I know some

419
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very influ infuential people who are

420
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also my clients you'll be very very

421
00:28:31,159 --> 00:28:37,159
sorry oh now sir sir may I call you sir

422
00:28:34,399 --> 00:28:41,679
calm down calm down okay sit down sit

423
00:28:37,159 --> 00:28:45,159
down there are

424
00:28:41,679 --> 00:28:47,480
what Wrigley stop wondering about will

425
00:28:45,159 --> 00:28:50,279
you you're making the gentleman nervous

426
00:28:47,480 --> 00:28:52,240
spy m is Sir the point is we have

427
00:28:50,279 --> 00:28:55,679
investigated you we have got a dosier on

428
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you and we do know all about you

429
00:28:55,679 --> 00:29:01,360
oh you do do you

430
00:28:58,559 --> 00:29:03,200
I see and the firm is quite convinced

431
00:29:01,360 --> 00:29:07,360
that you're the right man for the job

432
00:29:03,200 --> 00:29:07,360
what job come to the point man

433
00:29:09,000 --> 00:29:14,080
bigly do you know what I got in there

434
00:29:11,679 --> 00:29:17,880
not until you open

435
00:29:14,080 --> 00:29:17,880
it no of course not just

436
00:29:18,320 --> 00:29:24,880
me do you know what that is I haven't

437
00:29:21,600 --> 00:29:24,880
the faintest idea a

438
00:29:25,120 --> 00:29:30,039
transmitter incredible yes it's a great

439
00:29:28,120 --> 00:29:31,760
technological achievement Great Britain

440
00:29:30,039 --> 00:29:32,760
doesn't lag behind you know it keeps up

441
00:29:31,760 --> 00:29:35,799
with the

442
00:29:32,760 --> 00:29:41,799
times made in

443
00:29:35,799 --> 00:29:41,799
Japan is it mhm sure you

444
00:29:44,559 --> 00:29:50,240
sure so it is ah well they're very

445
00:29:48,440 --> 00:29:52,440
clever the niones you know they're

446
00:29:50,240 --> 00:29:54,200
little people they got tiny fingers

447
00:29:52,440 --> 00:29:56,480
anyway we want this dog buged we want

448
00:29:54,200 --> 00:29:58,440
this here inside in there and why didn't

449
00:29:56,480 --> 00:30:00,399
you put it into his food oh we try that

450
00:29:58,440 --> 00:30:01,799
the first one he chewed to Ribbons the

451
00:30:00,399 --> 00:30:05,120
second time it came out the other end

452
00:30:01,799 --> 00:30:07,360
after 6 hours no we want it fixed in him

453
00:30:05,120 --> 00:30:11,039
permanently so it won't do any harm but

454
00:30:07,360 --> 00:30:13,360
where it can't be detected I absolutely

455
00:30:11,039 --> 00:30:15,799
refuse to operate on dogs that are

456
00:30:13,360 --> 00:30:19,320
healthy it's monstrous and as for

457
00:30:15,799 --> 00:30:22,200
putting any forign be an OB in it for

458
00:30:19,320 --> 00:30:26,200
you

459
00:30:22,200 --> 00:30:26,200
OB really

460
00:30:28,120 --> 00:30:32,600
that puts quite a different complexion

461
00:30:29,519 --> 00:30:35,960
on it and of course it won't do him any

462
00:30:32,600 --> 00:30:37,120
harm will it an OB would be very good

463
00:30:35,960 --> 00:30:39,919
for

464
00:30:37,120 --> 00:30:41,440
business no I couldn't ethically it

465
00:30:39,919 --> 00:30:43,200
would be quite out of the question how

466
00:30:41,440 --> 00:30:46,399
about a

467
00:30:43,200 --> 00:30:46,399
Knighthood a

468
00:30:46,440 --> 00:30:50,320
night for

469
00:30:48,480 --> 00:30:56,039
services to

470
00:30:50,320 --> 00:30:59,360
animals Sir Francis TR o what both of

471
00:30:56,039 --> 00:31:03,279
them yes I think so didn't to all right

472
00:30:59,360 --> 00:31:08,000
I'll do it good man good man behold the

473
00:31:03,279 --> 00:31:11,480
Trojan dog oh oh I like that that's

474
00:31:08,000 --> 00:31:13,679
marvelous behold the Trojan dog Wrigley

475
00:31:11,480 --> 00:31:16,519
did you hear that what he said just then

476
00:31:13,679 --> 00:31:18,919
behold the Trojan dog you said a that's

477
00:31:16,519 --> 00:31:21,639
marvelous instead of a gutful of

478
00:31:18,919 --> 00:31:23,360
soldiers this let's celebrate you know

479
00:31:21,639 --> 00:31:26,039
there are times when life really is

480
00:31:23,360 --> 00:31:28,159
worth living rather an obvious place for

481
00:31:26,039 --> 00:31:30,550
a safe sir

482
00:31:28,159 --> 00:31:33,720
yes it is isn't

483
00:31:30,550 --> 00:31:33,720
[Music]

484
00:31:33,840 --> 00:31:39,960
it never mind rley you can't find them

485
00:31:37,039 --> 00:31:43,159
all what do you have I think I'll take a

486
00:31:39,960 --> 00:31:45,679
vodka martini crashed eyes twist a lemon

487
00:31:43,159 --> 00:31:48,200
stirred not shaken I'm terribly sorry we

488
00:31:45,679 --> 00:31:48,200
have to

489
00:31:48,440 --> 00:31:53,320
vodka I'll have a beer then

490
00:31:55,560 --> 00:32:11,880
[Music]

491
00:32:10,080 --> 00:32:13,440
may I congratulate you that was

492
00:32:11,880 --> 00:32:15,080
beautiful to watch not a air out of

493
00:32:13,440 --> 00:32:17,600
place thank you they'll never find it in

494
00:32:15,080 --> 00:32:19,720
a month or Sunday will I have to wait

495
00:32:17,600 --> 00:32:22,360
till the new year before I get my night

496
00:32:19,720 --> 00:32:25,679
food no no no we'll slide in on her

497
00:32:22,360 --> 00:32:27,000
birthday rley ready for testing yes sir

498
00:32:25,679 --> 00:32:29,840
right go switch on then we'll stay here

499
00:32:27,000 --> 00:32:29,840
with the dog

500
00:32:30,600 --> 00:32:36,760
look at him happy as a big in

501
00:32:34,080 --> 00:32:39,919
shortage Hello Dolly

502
00:32:36,760 --> 00:32:41,120
face you ugly blackhearted swine how

503
00:32:39,919 --> 00:32:43,000
long do you think you're last in the CRI

504
00:32:41,120 --> 00:32:44,320
and going like that I can see it now the

505
00:32:43,000 --> 00:32:46,440
only conversations would be picking up

506
00:32:44,320 --> 00:32:48,679
will be from Salt miners can't you do a

507
00:32:46,440 --> 00:32:50,919
front lcop toy or whatever a labotomy a

508
00:32:48,679 --> 00:32:53,279
what a a loty labotomy on his brain and

509
00:32:50,919 --> 00:32:57,000
Mak him docile or something he'll be all

510
00:32:53,279 --> 00:32:57,000
right when he settled in

511
00:33:01,360 --> 00:33:08,440
yes Mazy pan to who oh it's it it's it's

512
00:33:05,360 --> 00:33:10,440
it get on with it Wrigley all set sir I

513
00:33:08,440 --> 00:33:13,200
said get on with it ready when you are

514
00:33:10,440 --> 00:33:13,200
sir

515
00:33:13,600 --> 00:33:24,679
right testing testing 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9

516
00:33:21,880 --> 00:33:28,159
needed to get so closer he says not to

517
00:33:24,679 --> 00:33:28,159
get so close

518
00:33:28,639 --> 00:33:34,519
Monday Tuesday Wednesday Thursday

519
00:33:31,880 --> 00:33:36,679
Friday the rusi had a little dog its

520
00:33:34,519 --> 00:33:39,159
face is black as Sin and everywhere the

521
00:33:36,679 --> 00:33:42,639
ruskies went we was listening

522
00:33:39,159 --> 00:33:46,080
in Wrigley did you get that yes sir

523
00:33:42,639 --> 00:33:50,039
clear as a bell as clear as a

524
00:33:46,080 --> 00:33:51,919
bell we've done it we've done it and

525
00:33:50,039 --> 00:33:53,760
that's just the beginning think of it a

526
00:33:51,919 --> 00:33:56,120
bucked animal to every leader in the

527
00:33:53,760 --> 00:33:59,840
world and Great Britain will be great

528
00:33:56,120 --> 00:34:03,559
again back in our rightful PR PX brania

529
00:33:59,840 --> 00:34:06,919
my dear sir we will rule the

530
00:34:03,559 --> 00:34:09,079
world and so Mr Prime Minister I would

531
00:34:06,919 --> 00:34:12,000
deem it as an honor if you accept this

532
00:34:09,079 --> 00:34:14,280
animal this may I say uniquely British

533
00:34:12,000 --> 00:34:16,560
animal in the hope that during its

534
00:34:14,280 --> 00:34:19,240
lifetime it will serve as a constant

535
00:34:16,560 --> 00:34:20,919
reminder of the warm friendship and

536
00:34:19,240 --> 00:34:23,260
understanding that exists between the

537
00:34:20,919 --> 00:34:28,849
people of our two great countries

538
00:34:23,260 --> 00:34:28,849
[Applause]

539
00:34:30,190 --> 00:34:35,200
[Music]

540
00:34:32,079 --> 00:34:38,280
Mr Prime Minister on behalf of the

541
00:34:35,200 --> 00:34:43,040
people of the Soviet Union I thank you

542
00:34:38,280 --> 00:34:45,679
for this fine animal which for me will

543
00:34:43,040 --> 00:34:49,639
always be a symbol of the spirit of the

544
00:34:45,679 --> 00:34:53,079
British people during the last

545
00:34:49,639 --> 00:34:55,480
war two great countries respiration

546
00:34:53,079 --> 00:34:58,880
normal in the vernacular of our American

547
00:34:55,480 --> 00:35:03,400
cousins I would say everything is a okay

548
00:34:58,880 --> 00:35:03,400
all systems go good good have a

549
00:35:06,040 --> 00:35:15,280
c oh my head oh dear never again have to

550
00:35:12,119 --> 00:35:17,400
cut down these parties it's not worth it

551
00:35:15,280 --> 00:35:20,520
oh that Moroccan

552
00:35:17,400 --> 00:35:22,160
food it's worse than that stuff that

553
00:35:20,520 --> 00:35:24,599
nesser gave

554
00:35:22,160 --> 00:35:29,160
me come

555
00:35:24,599 --> 00:35:32,640
in hurry hurry you fool

556
00:35:29,160 --> 00:35:35,839
did you get it Courage my prime minister

557
00:35:32,640 --> 00:35:38,520
relief is just a swallow away I got some

558
00:35:35,839 --> 00:35:38,520
from the American

559
00:35:48,839 --> 00:35:53,160
Embassy give it to our chemists have it

560
00:35:51,079 --> 00:35:56,160
analyzed we must start our own Factory

561
00:35:53,160 --> 00:35:56,160
immediately

562
00:35:56,290 --> 00:36:09,249
[Music]

563
00:36:10,640 --> 00:36:15,880
we have completely reorganized our

564
00:36:13,000 --> 00:36:19,720
Espionage system in London we have

565
00:36:15,880 --> 00:36:22,760
placed at its head Sergey dimitro Alias

566
00:36:19,720 --> 00:36:25,040
arur fig who runs a secondhand carpet

567
00:36:22,760 --> 00:37:02,340
arade in tockenham

568
00:36:25,040 --> 00:37:05,469
[Music]

569
00:37:02,340 --> 00:37:05,469
[Applause]

570
00:37:08,319 --> 00:37:12,240
congratulations on your kbe sir very

571
00:37:10,599 --> 00:37:14,480
richly deserved if I may say Sir oh

572
00:37:12,240 --> 00:37:18,319
thank you may I may I may I see almost

573
00:37:14,480 --> 00:37:21,079
certainly oh very nice you got the uh I

574
00:37:18,319 --> 00:37:22,800
got the the obies oh yes yes I've got

575
00:37:21,079 --> 00:37:26,040
one of

576
00:37:22,800 --> 00:37:29,000
those Charming couple aren't they sir

577
00:37:26,040 --> 00:37:31,880
swee is yes

578
00:37:29,000 --> 00:37:34,880
that's the doggy fellow isn't it oh yes

579
00:37:31,880 --> 00:37:38,359
should be offer him our congratulations

580
00:37:34,880 --> 00:37:39,230
huh no I don't think so I know perhaps

581
00:37:38,359 --> 00:37:40,890
you're all

582
00:37:39,230 --> 00:37:41,080
[Music]

583
00:37:40,890 --> 00:37:43,119
[Applause]

584
00:37:41,080 --> 00:37:46,640
[Music]

585
00:37:43,119 --> 00:37:46,640
right get out

586
00:37:51,440 --> 00:37:59,440
of I I beg your pardon your

587
00:37:55,280 --> 00:37:59,440
majesty I'm so sorry

588
00:38:01,319 --> 00:38:06,119
I'm so

589
00:38:03,119 --> 00:38:06,119
sorry

590
00:38:07,119 --> 00:38:11,319
congratulations congratulations

591
00:38:14,200 --> 00:38:21,760
Wellwood show congratulations

592
00:38:18,850 --> 00:38:23,960
[Music]

593
00:38:21,760 --> 00:38:26,359
congratulations congratulations on your

594
00:38:23,960 --> 00:38:29,640
OB sir was thoroughly deserved and we're

595
00:38:26,359 --> 00:38:32,760
all very proud of you oh thank you Helen

596
00:38:29,640 --> 00:38:37,119
I'm sure it was meant for us all Helen

597
00:38:32,760 --> 00:38:37,119
yes sir when is the Queen's

598
00:38:39,359 --> 00:38:43,319
birthday it's very humiliating to be

599
00:38:41,800 --> 00:38:46,240
forced to hold cabinet meetings in

600
00:38:43,319 --> 00:38:49,400
places like this at least this is better

601
00:38:46,240 --> 00:38:52,440
than others Lenin's tomb has never been

602
00:38:49,400 --> 00:38:52,440
a favorite place of

603
00:38:53,720 --> 00:38:59,480
mine Congress we have no choice until

604
00:38:57,000 --> 00:39:00,880
the information leak is stopped the

605
00:38:59,480 --> 00:39:04,240
Kremlin is

606
00:39:00,880 --> 00:39:09,680
unsafe ah the prime minister is

607
00:39:04,240 --> 00:39:14,440
[Music]

608
00:39:09,680 --> 00:39:14,440
coming Come Along come along

609
00:39:20,520 --> 00:39:26,200
Disraeli another fine place you've

610
00:39:23,200 --> 00:39:26,200
chosen

611
00:39:28,760 --> 00:39:33,079
how long must this farce go on what are

612
00:39:31,240 --> 00:39:35,119
you at security doing about it we are

613
00:39:33,079 --> 00:39:37,960
going to The Source London our top agent

614
00:39:35,119 --> 00:39:42,599
in Europe is being

615
00:39:37,960 --> 00:39:42,599
assigned who is it go on go on this

616
00:39:47,480 --> 00:39:54,079
friend blast blast what a time to run

617
00:39:51,920 --> 00:39:56,079
away the Dopey dog I never like dogs you

618
00:39:54,079 --> 00:39:57,839
can't trust them women and dogs and kids

619
00:39:56,079 --> 00:39:59,960
they'll always let you down

620
00:39:57,839 --> 00:40:02,480
always as well at least you know they're

621
00:39:59,960 --> 00:40:05,319
sending somebody to

622
00:40:02,480 --> 00:40:07,960
London Wrigley what are you doing up

623
00:40:05,319 --> 00:40:10,119
there well sir um I thought we ought to

624
00:40:07,960 --> 00:40:14,000
St in your Lookout he's not likely to be

625
00:40:10,119 --> 00:40:15,440
in our backyard is he well no I suppose

626
00:40:14,000 --> 00:40:17,800
not and you don't know what he looks

627
00:40:15,440 --> 00:40:20,319
like D no sir well come down you

628
00:40:17,800 --> 00:40:22,800
fool send in their top man eh so it's

629
00:40:20,319 --> 00:40:25,240
going to be a battle of wits is it well

630
00:40:22,800 --> 00:40:27,580
don't you worry javelli he won't get any

631
00:40:25,240 --> 00:40:36,560
change out of me whoever he is

632
00:40:27,580 --> 00:40:40,359
[Music]

633
00:40:36,560 --> 00:40:43,280
G princess this is an honor this really

634
00:40:40,359 --> 00:40:46,240
is an honor no it is you right her

635
00:40:43,280 --> 00:40:49,040
General To the victor mus go the

636
00:40:46,240 --> 00:40:51,839
spoils gee I thought I'd arrive too late

637
00:40:49,040 --> 00:40:54,000
for the spoils this is my first trip to

638
00:40:51,839 --> 00:40:56,240
Europe I didn't expect people to be

639
00:40:54,000 --> 00:40:59,839
grateful all this

640
00:40:56,240 --> 00:41:02,640
time may I continue man oh please

641
00:40:59,839 --> 00:41:04,920
don't wa till the wife hears about

642
00:41:02,640 --> 00:41:08,720
this you're going to tell your wife

643
00:41:04,920 --> 00:41:11,000
about me well well I I wouldn't normally

644
00:41:08,720 --> 00:41:13,200
but but a princess she'll be tickled

645
00:41:11,000 --> 00:41:16,960
pink was a great honor for her too you

646
00:41:13,200 --> 00:41:16,960
know for both of us your

647
00:41:18,040 --> 00:41:23,280
highness how long are you staying in

648
00:41:20,800 --> 00:41:25,280
London oh not as long as I'd like to the

649
00:41:23,280 --> 00:41:28,680
conference is finished I'm due at NATO

650
00:41:25,280 --> 00:41:32,079
headquarters tomorrow oh oh what a shame

651
00:41:28,680 --> 00:41:34,119
our encounter has been so brief

652
00:41:32,079 --> 00:41:36,079
yes A Brief

653
00:41:34,119 --> 00:41:38,079
Encounter but don't take it too hard

654
00:41:36,079 --> 00:41:42,200
princess I may be able to wangle an

655
00:41:38,079 --> 00:41:44,480
extra day h no no you must go Duty

656
00:41:42,200 --> 00:41:47,440
before

657
00:41:44,480 --> 00:41:49,520
everything there's no need to rush my

658
00:41:47,440 --> 00:41:52,480
plane doesn't leave till morning oh we

659
00:41:49,520 --> 00:41:54,839
shall meet again my general fate cannot

660
00:41:52,480 --> 00:41:54,839
keep us

661
00:41:55,000 --> 00:42:02,160
apart I tell you I don't have to

662
00:41:58,640 --> 00:42:03,119
hurry here here here I I I've got some

663
00:42:02,160 --> 00:42:05,839
chocolate

664
00:42:03,119 --> 00:42:08,599
bars chocolate bars thank you and some

665
00:42:05,839 --> 00:42:13,319
nylons thank you

666
00:42:08,599 --> 00:42:17,040
thank oh oh please but I've got nowhere

667
00:42:13,319 --> 00:42:20,240
to go I didn't check into a hotel and

668
00:42:17,040 --> 00:42:21,960
it's after 2:00 in the morning I can't

669
00:42:20,240 --> 00:42:25,760
understand your changeing attitude

670
00:42:21,960 --> 00:42:28,760
princess is It Something I Said No no no

671
00:42:25,760 --> 00:42:30,599
did I offend Protocol no no please for

672
00:42:28,760 --> 00:42:32,920
your own sake your

673
00:42:30,599 --> 00:42:36,359
career leave while I still have the

674
00:42:32,920 --> 00:42:41,319
strength to resist you huh you have

675
00:42:36,359 --> 00:42:44,800
awaken uncontrollable passion of me gee

676
00:42:41,319 --> 00:42:47,839
I have and if you stay I'm afraid I

677
00:42:44,800 --> 00:42:50,640
might never be able to let you go the

678
00:42:47,839 --> 00:42:52,680
hell with NATO I'll tell him I'm here

679
00:42:50,640 --> 00:42:56,240
and love like ours will be strengthened

680
00:42:52,680 --> 00:42:58,000
by poting I have a two we Furlow in July

681
00:42:56,240 --> 00:43:00,480
till July then

682
00:42:58,000 --> 00:43:03,559
can I bring you something from the PX uh

683
00:43:00,480 --> 00:43:06,599
some canned Jam canned corn beef

684
00:43:03,559 --> 00:43:13,079
soup anything you

685
00:43:06,599 --> 00:43:13,079
like soap no soap see you in

686
00:43:15,440 --> 00:43:20,839
July your next assignment is here in

687
00:43:18,200 --> 00:43:23,200
London number one priority from the

688
00:43:20,839 --> 00:43:24,640
chief of intelligence himself those are

689
00:43:23,200 --> 00:43:28,119
your

690
00:43:24,640 --> 00:43:30,680
instructions and this

691
00:43:28,119 --> 00:43:30,680
is your

692
00:43:32,960 --> 00:43:39,559
target now princess Natasia we have a

693
00:43:36,520 --> 00:43:41,800
crisis on our hands the presidium are

694
00:43:39,559 --> 00:43:44,839
deeply concerned with these security

695
00:43:41,800 --> 00:43:47,680
leaks we believe we are up against the

696
00:43:44,839 --> 00:43:50,680
most important brilliant and ruthless

697
00:43:47,680 --> 00:43:53,000
agent in the entire British secret

698
00:43:50,680 --> 00:43:57,400
service Stanley

699
00:43:53,000 --> 00:44:01,120
FAA photographed here with his wife and

700
00:43:57,400 --> 00:44:04,239
for want of a better word his

701
00:44:01,120 --> 00:44:04,239
[Music]

702
00:44:08,240 --> 00:44:13,640
children if on the other hand you find

703
00:44:11,119 --> 00:44:16,720
he is not the man

704
00:44:13,640 --> 00:44:19,160
responsible then we must revert to our

705
00:44:16,720 --> 00:44:26,839
previous assessment of

706
00:44:19,160 --> 00:44:26,839
him namely the man is a neurotic

707
00:44:28,400 --> 00:44:32,160
as Britain got a super James

708
00:44:33,839 --> 00:44:40,760
Bond oh hello

709
00:44:36,079 --> 00:44:42,240
Elsie Stanley yes yeah dear listen I'm

710
00:44:40,760 --> 00:44:43,240
very sorry but I won't be able to get

711
00:44:42,240 --> 00:44:45,319
home

712
00:44:43,240 --> 00:44:47,160
tonight what do you mean

713
00:44:45,319 --> 00:44:49,079
again no what do you mean what do you

714
00:44:47,160 --> 00:44:53,920
mean again well when was it last

715
00:44:49,079 --> 00:44:57,559
time I I'll tell you the last time 1952

716
00:44:53,920 --> 00:44:59,280
British Legion dinner

717
00:44:57,559 --> 00:45:02,200
of course you haven't lost your feminine

718
00:44:59,280 --> 00:45:02,200
attraction what are you talking

719
00:45:02,480 --> 00:45:08,160
about I can't wriggle his ear

720
00:45:06,119 --> 00:45:11,319
re get out of

721
00:45:08,160 --> 00:45:11,319
here get

722
00:45:13,599 --> 00:45:22,000
off I love

723
00:45:16,880 --> 00:45:24,880
you satis fine it's the fog it's very

724
00:45:22,000 --> 00:45:27,680
foggy Elsie we're not drifting apart I

725
00:45:24,880 --> 00:45:30,720
just can't see where I'm going please

726
00:45:27,680 --> 00:45:32,400
sorry Elie good night go to bed I'll see

727
00:45:30,720 --> 00:45:36,079
you tomorrow don't forget to lock the

728
00:45:32,400 --> 00:45:38,599
doors and that lab window good night

729
00:45:36,079 --> 00:45:38,599
good night

730
00:45:41,720 --> 00:45:45,800
Elsie

731
00:45:43,640 --> 00:45:49,800
rley

732
00:45:45,800 --> 00:45:49,800
Wrigley Wrigley

733
00:45:53,170 --> 00:45:57,389
[Music]

734
00:45:59,000 --> 00:46:03,240
9008

735
00:46:01,559 --> 00:46:06,400
907

736
00:46:03,240 --> 00:46:08,480
909 I you right next door sir if anybody

737
00:46:06,400 --> 00:46:10,319
attacks you during the night just bang

738
00:46:08,480 --> 00:46:12,640
on the wall thank you Wrigley you're a

739
00:46:10,319 --> 00:46:12,640
great

740
00:46:25,160 --> 00:46:31,040
comfort good night sir

741
00:46:27,640 --> 00:46:31,040
good night Wrigley

742
00:46:40,330 --> 00:46:47,370
[Music]

743
00:46:54,010 --> 00:47:00,630
[Music]

744
00:47:12,010 --> 00:47:16,700
[Music]

745
00:47:15,559 --> 00:47:21,270
me

746
00:47:16,700 --> 00:47:21,270
[Music]

747
00:47:30,830 --> 00:47:40,849
[Music]

748
00:47:45,040 --> 00:47:51,679
your mother got one for Christmas

749
00:47:48,570 --> 00:47:51,679
[Music]

750
00:48:00,800 --> 00:48:05,459
[Music]

751
00:48:09,079 --> 00:48:14,359
good evening it's

752
00:48:11,640 --> 00:48:16,920
happened after 23 years in the service

753
00:48:14,359 --> 00:48:16,920
it's finally

754
00:48:20,079 --> 00:48:24,079
happened who are you madam and what are

755
00:48:22,160 --> 00:48:25,079
you doing in my room I was waiting for

756
00:48:24,079 --> 00:48:27,520
you

757
00:48:25,079 --> 00:48:30,880
Stanley Stanley

758
00:48:27,520 --> 00:48:35,400
Stanley how do you know my

759
00:48:30,880 --> 00:48:37,960
name how do you know what are you up to

760
00:48:35,400 --> 00:48:39,520
I know you're one of these women who

761
00:48:37,960 --> 00:48:41,200
look in a hotel register find some

762
00:48:39,520 --> 00:48:42,520
lightly looking mug whip up to his room

763
00:48:41,200 --> 00:48:44,520
and 10 minutes later your husband comes

764
00:48:42,520 --> 00:48:48,240
barging in demanding money well you pick

765
00:48:44,520 --> 00:48:48,240
the wrong money up you got the wrong

766
00:48:49,920 --> 00:48:55,240
money

767
00:48:52,240 --> 00:48:57,119
my my assistant is next door he'll be a

768
00:48:55,240 --> 00:48:58,559
witness I've only got a bang on the wall

769
00:48:57,119 --> 00:49:03,040
like

770
00:48:58,559 --> 00:49:08,079
this and he'll be in here in 5 seconds

771
00:49:03,040 --> 00:49:11,079
flat five 4 3

772
00:49:08,079 --> 00:49:11,079
2

773
00:49:16,000 --> 00:49:22,280
1 what are you and no peir girl gone

774
00:49:18,599 --> 00:49:25,480
wrong that me you provinal

775
00:49:22,280 --> 00:49:31,280
fool this could have been rather

776
00:49:25,480 --> 00:49:31,280
Pleasant in instead we shall have to be

777
00:49:32,799 --> 00:49:40,440
crude give me that brief

778
00:49:35,799 --> 00:49:43,400
case look po you silly girl I got no

779
00:49:40,440 --> 00:49:45,119
money in here give it to me I know some

780
00:49:43,400 --> 00:49:47,440
of you girls are exploited but there's

781
00:49:45,119 --> 00:49:48,599
no need to resort to Crime I might tell

782
00:49:47,440 --> 00:49:50,400
you that I'm not unconnected with the

783
00:49:48,599 --> 00:49:57,359
police

784
00:49:50,400 --> 00:49:58,839
[Music]

785
00:49:57,359 --> 00:50:00,559
give me that gun give me that brief

786
00:49:58,839 --> 00:50:02,839
listen I'll tell you I'll I'll tell you

787
00:50:00,559 --> 00:50:04,359
something I got about £3 10 in my jacket

788
00:50:02,839 --> 00:50:05,960
there and some lunching vouchers take

789
00:50:04,359 --> 00:50:08,319
those and we'll say no more about it

790
00:50:05,960 --> 00:50:10,559
give it to me no put that gun down it

791
00:50:08,319 --> 00:50:13,160
might go

792
00:50:10,559 --> 00:50:16,160
off look look what you've

793
00:50:13,160 --> 00:50:19,760
done I'm not playing games Mr

794
00:50:16,160 --> 00:50:21,190
fala give me that brief case rley give

795
00:50:19,760 --> 00:50:23,040
me that brief

796
00:50:21,190 --> 00:50:27,440
[Music]

797
00:50:23,040 --> 00:50:27,440
case hand it over

798
00:50:32,530 --> 00:50:42,620
[Music]

799
00:50:41,860 --> 00:50:47,310
[Applause]

800
00:50:42,620 --> 00:50:49,480
[Music]

801
00:50:47,310 --> 00:50:51,760
[Laughter]

802
00:50:49,480 --> 00:50:53,799
good evening sir I trust you have a

803
00:50:51,760 --> 00:50:56,760
plausible explanation for what you've

804
00:50:53,799 --> 00:50:59,160
just done oh yeah I'm I'm staying in in

805
00:50:56,760 --> 00:51:01,599
this hotel then why don't you use the

806
00:50:59,160 --> 00:51:03,280
lift like everybody else come along sir

807
00:51:01,599 --> 00:51:04,880
there's a good lad no I'll tell you no

808
00:51:03,280 --> 00:51:07,680
wait a minute hang on hang on

809
00:51:04,880 --> 00:51:10,319
confidentially between you and me I am a

810
00:51:07,680 --> 00:51:11,760
British secret service agent really yes

811
00:51:10,319 --> 00:51:13,319
and there's an opair girl up in that

812
00:51:11,760 --> 00:51:15,280
room up there who's been shooting at me

813
00:51:13,319 --> 00:51:17,680
and she's got my dispat case no there

814
00:51:15,280 --> 00:51:19,640
are a lot of vital documents in you

815
00:51:17,680 --> 00:51:22,319
don't believe me do

816
00:51:19,640 --> 00:51:25,559
you you're breaking my

817
00:51:22,319 --> 00:51:28,520
arm Mr Man jumps out of a hotel bedroom

818
00:51:25,559 --> 00:51:31,079
after encounter with prare

819
00:51:28,520 --> 00:51:33,119
girl yes sir well I can only reiterate

820
00:51:31,079 --> 00:51:34,599
what I reiterated before sir if it had

821
00:51:33,119 --> 00:51:36,520
not been for the incompetence of a

822
00:51:34,599 --> 00:51:38,160
member of the metropolitan police force

823
00:51:36,520 --> 00:51:40,839
I could have Whi back up into my bedroom

824
00:51:38,160 --> 00:51:42,839
apprehended her and my dispatch case I'm

825
00:51:40,839 --> 00:51:46,359
very lucky to be alive sir that's a

826
00:51:42,839 --> 00:51:47,880
matter of opinion yes sir Diana sweee

827
00:51:46,359 --> 00:51:52,359
she would look rather Splendid on your

828
00:51:47,880 --> 00:51:52,359
East Lawn sir oh do you think

829
00:51:53,920 --> 00:52:00,240
sir no over there

830
00:51:57,079 --> 00:52:02,160
oh yes yes make a note of that what

831
00:52:00,240 --> 00:52:04,200
makes you so sure that she was an opair

832
00:52:02,160 --> 00:52:06,280
girl uh well sir she had a foreign

833
00:52:04,200 --> 00:52:07,920
accent strange though it may seem

834
00:52:06,280 --> 00:52:10,520
farward there are people with Foreign

835
00:52:07,920 --> 00:52:12,559
Accents who aren't opare girls uh yes

836
00:52:10,520 --> 00:52:14,200
I'll have to concede that yes has it

837
00:52:12,559 --> 00:52:18,119
occur to you that she may be working for

838
00:52:14,200 --> 00:52:19,559
Redland huh a spy good Lord no sir

839
00:52:18,119 --> 00:52:24,359
you're as bad as R if you don't mind my

840
00:52:19,559 --> 00:52:27,160
saying so wle pay attention no sir I'd

841
00:52:24,359 --> 00:52:29,960
State my career on it you already have

842
00:52:27,160 --> 00:52:32,359
faram yes sir let us assume for a moment

843
00:52:29,960 --> 00:52:34,520
sir that she is an enemy agent what in

844
00:52:32,359 --> 00:52:36,240
fact then is our net loss the late

845
00:52:34,520 --> 00:52:37,799
Escape recording from Moscow which gives

846
00:52:36,240 --> 00:52:40,119
no indication of the whereabouts of the

847
00:52:37,799 --> 00:52:41,520
microphone so all in fact we've lost is

848
00:52:40,119 --> 00:52:43,799
the latest information which they know

849
00:52:41,520 --> 00:52:45,200
we're getting anyway oh neatly clarified

850
00:52:43,799 --> 00:52:47,319
sir that is my assessment of the

851
00:52:45,200 --> 00:52:49,319
situation entirely there was nothing

852
00:52:47,319 --> 00:52:52,559
else in the briefcase uh no sir just a

853
00:52:49,319 --> 00:52:55,000
few personal things like um oh an apple

854
00:52:52,559 --> 00:52:57,640
and an EP of The Beatles that's for my

855
00:52:55,000 --> 00:52:59,559
son I'm more of a Pini man myself uh

856
00:52:57,640 --> 00:53:02,250
what else was it now uh pair of clean

857
00:52:59,559 --> 00:53:05,160
socks and a DI

858
00:53:02,250 --> 00:53:10,040
[Music]

859
00:53:05,160 --> 00:53:12,240
uh and a diary oh no Fara you don't keep

860
00:53:10,040 --> 00:53:12,240
a

861
00:53:12,880 --> 00:53:17,040
diary yes I'm afraid I do

862
00:53:17,920 --> 00:53:23,640
sir just an ordinary little diary I mean

863
00:53:21,240 --> 00:53:24,839
I had an egg for breakfast type of diary

864
00:53:23,640 --> 00:53:28,920
dentist at

865
00:53:24,839 --> 00:53:32,160
2:00 no sir it's more like my 23 years

866
00:53:28,920 --> 00:53:34,280
in the Secret Service type of diary oh

867
00:53:32,160 --> 00:53:37,440
no well not the whole operation not

868
00:53:34,280 --> 00:53:41,760
in detail well sir it was for my Memoirs

869
00:53:37,440 --> 00:53:41,760
all the generals do it it was for when I

870
00:53:41,920 --> 00:53:49,240
retire it's got a lock on it it's got a

871
00:53:45,960 --> 00:53:53,240
lock on it

872
00:53:49,240 --> 00:53:53,240
oh sh

873
00:53:56,980 --> 00:54:00,090
[Music]

874
00:54:07,260 --> 00:54:10,359
[Music]

875
00:54:10,680 --> 00:54:15,130
program of Music presented by the BBC

876
00:54:13,319 --> 00:55:17,440
home service

877
00:54:15,130 --> 00:55:18,940
[Music]

878
00:55:17,440 --> 00:55:20,160
Dr Francis

879
00:55:18,940 --> 00:55:23,880
[Music]

880
00:55:20,160 --> 00:55:26,599
Tran open a little wider

881
00:55:23,880 --> 00:55:29,720
please you brush his teeth this morning

882
00:55:26,599 --> 00:55:31,839
oh yes sir ah there we

883
00:55:29,720 --> 00:55:34,799
are just as I

884
00:55:31,839 --> 00:55:38,920
thought tons

885
00:55:34,799 --> 00:55:38,920
litis put him back in his pen will you

886
00:55:41,510 --> 00:55:47,720
[Applause]

887
00:55:43,480 --> 00:55:50,880
George and um right let me

888
00:55:47,720 --> 00:55:55,760
see half a pound of penic in tablets

889
00:55:50,880 --> 00:55:55,760
four times a day after meals

890
00:56:02,240 --> 00:56:06,640
there we are I'll pop in again tomorrow

891
00:56:04,559 --> 00:56:08,319
how's the elephant oh much better sir

892
00:56:06,640 --> 00:56:10,079
the nose beds so stopped yet had a

893
00:56:08,319 --> 00:56:11,559
biscuit this morning delighted he should

894
00:56:10,079 --> 00:56:14,319
be all right now well I'll see you

895
00:56:11,559 --> 00:56:14,319
tomorrow okay

896
00:56:15,240 --> 00:56:21,799
[Music]

897
00:56:18,319 --> 00:56:25,839
sir is there papas

898
00:56:21,799 --> 00:56:27,520
you oh um it's nothing serious um just a

899
00:56:25,839 --> 00:56:32,039
slight throat that's all I'm afraid he

900
00:56:27,520 --> 00:56:34,039
won't be on View today oh what a shame

901
00:56:32,039 --> 00:56:35,520
well um is there anything else I can

902
00:56:34,039 --> 00:56:37,760
show you I've got an hour or two to

903
00:56:35,520 --> 00:56:40,599
spare before I get back are you

904
00:56:37,760 --> 00:56:42,960
interested in animals oh very interested

905
00:56:40,599 --> 00:56:45,880
especially in one particular species oh

906
00:56:42,960 --> 00:56:48,400
and um what is that perhaps I can

907
00:56:45,880 --> 00:56:51,240
explain it to you oh I'm sure you could

908
00:56:48,400 --> 00:56:52,599
it's the the Bulldog I yes yes the

909
00:56:51,240 --> 00:56:55,880
Bulldog fine

910
00:56:52,599 --> 00:56:57,400
animal symbol of the Empire I'm afraid

911
00:56:55,880 --> 00:57:00,520
you won't find one here

912
00:56:57,400 --> 00:57:04,319
today A friend of mine has a very

913
00:57:00,520 --> 00:57:05,799
valuable one really who the prime

914
00:57:04,319 --> 00:57:08,359
minister of

915
00:57:05,799 --> 00:57:13,240
Russia yes well I believe I did read

916
00:57:08,359 --> 00:57:15,720
somewhere that he had one um he's um

917
00:57:13,240 --> 00:57:16,960
friend of yours is he well we have a

918
00:57:15,720 --> 00:57:18,960
business

919
00:57:16,960 --> 00:57:22,319
arrangement I

920
00:57:18,960 --> 00:57:25,640
see you know I I don't really know very

921
00:57:22,319 --> 00:57:27,000
much about Bulldogs no of course not I

922
00:57:25,640 --> 00:57:28,920
think the main who I should really get

923
00:57:27,000 --> 00:57:31,799
in touch with about my friend's Bulldog

924
00:57:28,920 --> 00:57:34,400
I mean is Mr

925
00:57:31,799 --> 00:57:36,640
Fara see this is not only humiliating

926
00:57:34,400 --> 00:57:38,200
but highly irregular to boot wives of

927
00:57:36,640 --> 00:57:40,039
operatives are not supposed to accompany

928
00:57:38,200 --> 00:57:41,319
them when they're on duty if you think

929
00:57:40,039 --> 00:57:43,359
I'm staying at home while you're out

930
00:57:41,319 --> 00:57:46,240
ganting every night you're mistaken I'm

931
00:57:43,359 --> 00:57:47,760
not gallivantin this is work that's what

932
00:57:46,240 --> 00:57:49,720
you said last night I've explained about

933
00:57:47,760 --> 00:57:51,640
last night not to my satisfaction you

934
00:57:49,720 --> 00:57:54,599
haven't running around girls bedrooms in

935
00:57:51,640 --> 00:57:58,119
your underwear Elsie it was my bedroom I

936
00:57:54,599 --> 00:57:58,119
was entitled to be in my

937
00:57:59,880 --> 00:58:03,599
underwear this is the flat well why

938
00:58:02,280 --> 00:58:06,000
didn't you say so instead of having a

939
00:58:03,599 --> 00:58:06,000
standing

940
00:58:06,559 --> 00:58:10,559
here now don't you forget when we get

941
00:58:09,079 --> 00:58:13,760
inside if you hear anything you're not

942
00:58:10,559 --> 00:58:13,760
supposed to hear don't

943
00:58:14,240 --> 00:58:21,559
listen well well well if it isn't Batman

944
00:58:18,720 --> 00:58:23,280
and Robin I trust you didn't strain

945
00:58:21,559 --> 00:58:25,359
anything on Landing I don't you start

946
00:58:23,280 --> 00:58:28,119
I've had quite enough with her please

947
00:58:25,359 --> 00:58:28,119
comein

948
00:58:35,480 --> 00:58:41,640
this is my wife Elsie ELC Dr

949
00:58:37,680 --> 00:58:41,640
Javelin oh how do you do Mrs

950
00:58:42,079 --> 00:58:46,680
Fara your wife I'll explain later I

951
00:58:45,160 --> 00:58:49,359
think you'd have to explain sooner than

952
00:58:46,680 --> 00:58:54,880
that I think you'd better come into the

953
00:58:49,359 --> 00:58:54,880
loue reg give it a rest will you

954
00:58:57,280 --> 00:59:02,839
I take it you've met this young lady

955
00:58:58,880 --> 00:59:05,039
before oh hello Stanley I'm glad to read

956
00:59:02,839 --> 00:59:07,119
in the papers that you landed

957
00:59:05,039 --> 00:59:11,680
safely that's

958
00:59:07,119 --> 00:59:15,359
her that's her rley arrest that woman

959
00:59:11,680 --> 00:59:18,280
sharpish I got you well done

960
00:59:15,359 --> 00:59:20,319
jillin is that her you keep out of it

961
00:59:18,280 --> 00:59:21,720
you came here to meet her again you're

962
00:59:20,319 --> 00:59:25,839
pretending you're surprised because I'm

963
00:59:21,720 --> 00:59:27,200
with you you dirty old man Elsie if you

964
00:59:25,839 --> 00:59:29,680
don't Shad up I shall be forced in the

965
00:59:27,200 --> 00:59:34,680
line of duty to BU you and right in the

966
00:59:29,680 --> 00:59:34,680
mouth Tron have you got the briefcase

967
00:59:36,000 --> 00:59:40,400
VOA it's here it's here I've got it in

968
00:59:38,520 --> 00:59:42,680
time oh but I took photo stats of it of

969
00:59:40,400 --> 00:59:45,520
course where are they in a very safe

970
00:59:42,680 --> 00:59:49,880
place and if I'm arrested they will

971
00:59:45,520 --> 00:59:53,799
reach Moscow in 24 hours

972
00:59:49,880 --> 00:59:56,680
Moscow fliping EG she's a

973
00:59:53,799 --> 00:59:58,240
rooki never mind Batman

974
00:59:56,680 --> 00:59:59,920
you've got your socks back and I'm told

975
00:59:58,240 --> 01:00:02,720
she's had your Apple you're enjoying

976
00:59:59,920 --> 01:00:05,200
this aren't you well that's nice isn't

977
01:00:02,720 --> 01:00:07,440
it after 23 years that your pension out

978
01:00:05,200 --> 01:00:10,240
the spout what sort of a job you'll get

979
01:00:07,440 --> 01:00:12,640
at your age I do not know I don't worry

980
01:00:10,240 --> 01:00:15,400
Mrs farab I'm sure we can find something

981
01:00:12,640 --> 01:00:18,039
for him in the kendles do sit down come

982
01:00:15,400 --> 01:00:20,359
now I think we all being too pessimistic

983
01:00:18,039 --> 01:00:22,599
I'm sure we can come to some arrangement

984
01:00:20,359 --> 01:00:24,680
what do you mean well I was sent here by

985
01:00:22,599 --> 01:00:26,400
Moscow to find out how you get your

986
01:00:24,680 --> 01:00:28,960
information out of Russia it's a

987
01:00:26,400 --> 01:00:32,400
brilliant scheme I congratulate

988
01:00:28,960 --> 01:00:33,280
you thank you very much however I have

989
01:00:32,400 --> 01:00:36,720
been

990
01:00:33,280 --> 01:00:38,839
successful but for £

991
01:00:36,720 --> 01:00:41,839
100,000 I can be

992
01:00:38,839 --> 01:00:41,839
unsuccessful

993
01:00:43,839 --> 01:00:49,799
100, do you mean to tell me that you

994
01:00:46,799 --> 01:00:53,480
betray your country for money I wish you

995
01:00:49,799 --> 01:00:57,359
would you mind Russia is not my country

996
01:00:53,480 --> 01:00:59,440
I'm lvan I'm a freelance oh and I wanted

997
01:00:57,359 --> 01:01:01,000
in Swiss Franks I spent the most

998
01:00:59,440 --> 01:01:03,079
embarrassing half hour of my life with

999
01:01:01,000 --> 01:01:05,839
the chancellor of the ex cheer defending

1000
01:01:03,079 --> 01:01:08,319
you farer and your imbecility that was

1001
01:01:05,839 --> 01:01:12,119
really very kind of you sir thank you

1002
01:01:08,319 --> 01:01:15,760
1,200,000 Swiss Franks and we only Bor

1003
01:01:12,119 --> 01:01:17,960
it last week look at it closely Fara and

1004
01:01:15,760 --> 01:01:19,720
remember that in one fell Swoope your

1005
01:01:17,960 --> 01:01:21,680
incompetence has cost this country the

1006
01:01:19,720 --> 01:01:24,599
equivalent of one year's profit from the

1007
01:01:21,680 --> 01:01:27,680
export of plastic

1008
01:01:24,599 --> 01:01:30,079
Max I'm sorry sir I'm humbly contract

1009
01:01:27,680 --> 01:01:31,240
honestly I'm humbly contract but surely

1010
01:01:30,079 --> 01:01:33,160
the important thing is that we have

1011
01:01:31,240 --> 01:01:36,720
ensured the continuing

1012
01:01:33,160 --> 01:01:36,720
function of the

1013
01:01:39,160 --> 01:01:48,079
dog poor little dog you're not well are

1014
01:01:43,520 --> 01:01:48,079
you come along try to eat

1015
01:01:48,880 --> 01:01:54,559
something great mangy four-legged twit

1016
01:01:52,720 --> 01:01:57,079
just gone and spent £100,000 on him and

1017
01:01:54,559 --> 01:01:59,599
he's gone down with stuff up throw

1018
01:01:57,079 --> 01:02:02,400
dolls what will they do about it there's

1019
01:01:59,599 --> 01:02:05,480
only one cause open to them isn't there

1020
01:02:02,400 --> 01:02:08,039
x-rays with the view to operating

1021
01:02:05,480 --> 01:02:09,559
x-rays operating well that's it then

1022
01:02:08,039 --> 01:02:11,119
that's it then that's put the kaios on

1023
01:02:09,559 --> 01:02:14,559
that's put the Kos on they'll open him

1024
01:02:11,119 --> 01:02:16,839
up and our microphone falls out we got

1025
01:02:14,559 --> 01:02:20,839
to get that dog back that's no concern

1026
01:02:16,839 --> 01:02:22,039
of mine I did my bit I'm not going to

1027
01:02:20,839 --> 01:02:25,400
get

1028
01:02:22,039 --> 01:02:27,559
involved oh no that's what you think

1029
01:02:25,400 --> 01:02:31,000
you're in this right up to the knot in

1030
01:02:27,559 --> 01:02:34,039
that phony School tie of yours my

1031
01:02:31,000 --> 01:02:37,720
friend what do you mean it was me who

1032
01:02:34,039 --> 01:02:42,440
investigated you I know I got a file on

1033
01:02:37,720 --> 01:02:46,319
you a foot thick I know how you started

1034
01:02:42,440 --> 01:02:49,400
Fred my name is Francis Francis trellion

1035
01:02:46,319 --> 01:02:50,720
Fred Bishop you started life as head

1036
01:02:49,400 --> 01:02:52,880
Slaughter man and your father's

1037
01:02:50,720 --> 01:02:55,640
slaughter house in Reading well that was

1038
01:02:52,880 --> 01:02:58,960
years ago when I was young I've devoted

1039
01:02:55,640 --> 01:03:01,680
my life life to animals and their owners

1040
01:02:58,960 --> 01:03:01,680
what do you mean by

1041
01:03:03,240 --> 01:03:08,400
that who do you think they are Snow

1042
01:03:05,760 --> 01:03:08,400
White and the Seven

1043
01:03:12,119 --> 01:03:16,039
Dwarves this is just gra CU that's what

1044
01:03:14,640 --> 01:03:19,440
the flo said who

1045
01:03:16,039 --> 01:03:21,000
develop I've got you Fred you're mine

1046
01:03:19,440 --> 01:03:23,200
you couldn't possibly recognize me in

1047
01:03:21,000 --> 01:03:23,200
any

1048
01:03:23,960 --> 01:03:27,760
of oh dear

1049
01:03:29,400 --> 01:03:33,880
oh my

1050
01:03:31,240 --> 01:03:36,520
God we've got to get that dog out of the

1051
01:03:33,880 --> 01:03:38,680
Kremlin remove the evidence and bung him

1052
01:03:36,520 --> 01:03:40,680
back in again how do you propose to do

1053
01:03:38,680 --> 01:03:43,599
that knock on the Kremlin door and say

1054
01:03:40,680 --> 01:03:47,119
could we have our dog back Mr I don't

1055
01:03:43,599 --> 01:03:49,640
know but I'll think of a way by

1056
01:03:47,119 --> 01:03:53,640
tomorrow I've got

1057
01:03:49,640 --> 01:03:57,000
to I'll think of a way I've got to think

1058
01:03:53,640 --> 01:03:57,000
of a way

1059
01:04:01,350 --> 01:04:12,769
[Music]

1060
01:04:15,559 --> 01:04:19,640
that's

1061
01:04:17,119 --> 01:04:21,359
it that's

1062
01:04:19,640 --> 01:04:24,240
it

1063
01:04:21,359 --> 01:04:26,680
sex

1064
01:04:24,240 --> 01:04:30,119
sex what did you say

1065
01:04:26,680 --> 01:04:30,119
sex you'll be

1066
01:04:32,650 --> 01:04:35,840
[Music]

1067
01:04:37,920 --> 01:04:42,279
lucky it's not a good idea trelin it's a

1068
01:04:41,240 --> 01:04:44,440
master

1069
01:04:42,279 --> 01:04:46,160
stroke can you think of a better one

1070
01:04:44,440 --> 01:04:48,400
well shut up then I'll see you there and

1071
01:04:46,160 --> 01:04:48,400
half an

1072
01:04:49,480 --> 01:04:55,720
hour cometh the hour cometh the man

1073
01:04:58,120 --> 01:05:26,820
[Music]

1074
01:05:24,359 --> 01:05:53,469
I

1075
01:05:26,820 --> 01:05:53,469
[Music]

1076
01:05:54,200 --> 01:06:02,720
table number three please

1077
01:05:55,910 --> 01:06:04,559
[Music]

1078
01:06:02,720 --> 01:06:09,079
yes I'm

1079
01:06:04,559 --> 01:06:11,760
here he's that H is beautiful isn't she

1080
01:06:09,079 --> 01:06:15,720
never mind that do you think she'll let

1081
01:06:11,760 --> 01:06:18,599
you have it of course she will

1082
01:06:15,720 --> 01:06:20,799
good listen if we got to sit through

1083
01:06:18,599 --> 01:06:23,440
this I can't very well ask her while

1084
01:06:20,799 --> 01:06:24,960
she's dancing can I I'll tell you when

1085
01:06:23,440 --> 01:06:26,920
she's finished pop around to her

1086
01:06:24,960 --> 01:06:31,520
dressing room and get it we're leaving

1087
01:06:26,920 --> 01:06:31,520
first thing in the morning over and

1088
01:06:33,880 --> 01:06:40,590
out Hello darling can I come and see you

1089
01:06:37,279 --> 01:06:46,160
afterwards I'm desperate you always

1090
01:06:40,590 --> 01:06:49,170
[Music]

1091
01:06:46,160 --> 01:06:51,640
are hello table number eight

1092
01:06:49,170 --> 01:06:53,480
[Music]

1093
01:06:51,640 --> 01:06:56,200
please

1094
01:06:53,480 --> 01:06:59,790
hello who

1095
01:06:56,200 --> 01:07:04,559
table number what table number

1096
01:06:59,790 --> 01:07:09,039
[Music]

1097
01:07:04,559 --> 01:07:09,039
four fliping there want a little

1098
01:07:09,160 --> 01:07:18,000
darling um good

1099
01:07:12,400 --> 01:07:18,000
evening I'm very well thank you my dear

1100
01:07:19,119 --> 01:07:25,640
P get out of him I don't look anything

1101
01:07:22,079 --> 01:07:25,640
like dony ctis

1102
01:07:27,060 --> 01:07:30,389
[Applause]

1103
01:07:27,210 --> 01:07:30,389
[Music]

1104
01:07:31,720 --> 01:07:38,359
he's busy who's he talking

1105
01:07:35,039 --> 01:07:39,760
to number four thank you just hold the

1106
01:07:38,359 --> 01:07:42,760
line a moment

1107
01:07:39,760 --> 01:07:44,400
please is I always Dr champagne actually

1108
01:07:42,760 --> 01:07:47,359
we're always in the club anyway excuse

1109
01:07:44,400 --> 01:07:49,400
me are you talking to table number eight

1110
01:07:47,359 --> 01:07:52,760
yes why would you mind clearing the line

1111
01:07:49,400 --> 01:07:55,680
please I want to talk to him oh Lord the

1112
01:07:52,760 --> 01:07:58,000
competition's getting worse

1113
01:07:55,680 --> 01:07:58,000
come

1114
01:07:59,599 --> 01:08:03,400
in Hello darling

1115
01:08:04,520 --> 01:08:08,839
darling look darling there's no time to

1116
01:08:06,839 --> 01:08:10,839
explain but I've just got to have

1117
01:08:08,839 --> 01:08:12,599
Priscilla just for a few days what do

1118
01:08:10,839 --> 01:08:16,120
you want her

1119
01:08:12,599 --> 01:08:20,159
for I can't tell you now I'll explain

1120
01:08:16,120 --> 01:08:26,040
later you will look after her of course

1121
01:08:20,159 --> 01:08:28,480
I will promise all right then

1122
01:08:26,040 --> 01:08:28,480
prisilla

1123
01:08:37,440 --> 01:08:42,799
welcome aboard

1124
01:08:39,719 --> 01:08:46,480
sir thank you very

1125
01:08:42,799 --> 01:08:50,080
much welcome aboard morning good morning

1126
01:08:46,480 --> 01:08:56,830
morning morning morning

1127
01:08:50,080 --> 01:08:56,830
[Music]

1128
01:09:10,319 --> 01:09:16,960
right now here's your new passport

1129
01:09:13,199 --> 01:09:16,960
called diplomatic all stamped

1130
01:09:17,159 --> 01:09:22,679
up Adam freshwater Rose

1131
01:09:23,520 --> 01:09:28,560
specialist look at these absur third

1132
01:09:25,600 --> 01:09:30,400
clothes your department have given me me

1133
01:09:28,560 --> 01:09:32,440
the third best dressed man in the whole

1134
01:09:30,400 --> 01:09:34,040
world four years running not even a

1135
01:09:32,440 --> 01:09:36,679
collar you're supposed to be a gardener

1136
01:09:34,040 --> 01:09:39,120
not the duuk a windsor I don't when we

1137
01:09:36,679 --> 01:09:41,440
get to Moscow we've come there to relay

1138
01:09:39,120 --> 01:09:44,199
the embassy Gardens oh really far don't

1139
01:09:41,440 --> 01:09:46,480
call me Fara I'm Jeremiah Beamish crazy

1140
01:09:44,199 --> 01:09:48,279
Paving expert yeah so crazy what do you

1141
01:09:46,480 --> 01:09:51,520
expect me to put down spies

1142
01:09:48,279 --> 01:09:53,799
MI5 H one minute one minut as's the

1143
01:09:51,520 --> 01:09:55,760
luggage or should I say baggage I've

1144
01:09:53,799 --> 01:09:57,760
given a I think she'll be you would have

1145
01:09:55,760 --> 01:09:59,199
taken on yourself but put yourself

1146
01:09:57,760 --> 01:10:00,640
together man you got a big operation to

1147
01:09:59,199 --> 01:10:02,400
do tonight yes but it's all right for

1148
01:10:00,640 --> 01:10:04,440
you you're a professional you're you're

1149
01:10:02,400 --> 01:10:05,920
used to Danger well that is true of

1150
01:10:04,440 --> 01:10:09,199
course that is true but there's no

1151
01:10:05,920 --> 01:10:10,480
danger involved no danger breaking into

1152
01:10:09,199 --> 01:10:12,120
the Kremlin and stealing the prime

1153
01:10:10,480 --> 01:10:13,520
minister's dog we're not breaking into

1154
01:10:12,120 --> 01:10:14,880
the Kremlin what could be more normal

1155
01:10:13,520 --> 01:10:16,600
than two new garders at the British

1156
01:10:14,880 --> 01:10:21,320
Embassy taking the ambassador's dog for

1157
01:10:16,600 --> 01:10:24,520
a walk hey heye I suppose she is in

1158
01:10:21,320 --> 01:10:26,520
season of course she is she's one of my

1159
01:10:24,520 --> 01:10:28,400
patients isn't she good it's not our

1160
01:10:26,520 --> 01:10:30,120
fault then is it B Israeli gets wind of

1161
01:10:28,400 --> 01:10:31,199
her leaps out the window chases her all

1162
01:10:30,120 --> 01:10:33,000
the way back to the British Embassy and

1163
01:10:31,199 --> 01:10:34,800
straight onto your operating table up

1164
01:10:33,000 --> 01:10:37,199
here Francis that's what you need it up

1165
01:10:34,800 --> 01:10:37,199
here come

1166
01:10:43,900 --> 01:10:55,360
[Music]

1167
01:10:50,880 --> 01:10:57,719
on Excuse Me Miss are these these take

1168
01:10:55,360 --> 01:10:57,719
no they're

1169
01:11:01,920 --> 01:11:10,120
not attention please will all passengers

1170
01:11:05,560 --> 01:11:10,120
please fasten their safety belts thank

1171
01:11:10,600 --> 01:11:16,880
you all these straps and harnesses be

1172
01:11:13,920 --> 01:11:19,280
like tying up the old horseed plow I

1173
01:11:16,880 --> 01:11:21,890
didn't ever do it old man everybody's

1174
01:11:19,280 --> 01:11:25,179
looking at at you

1175
01:11:21,890 --> 01:11:25,179
[Music]

1176
01:11:29,199 --> 01:11:33,040
is everything

1177
01:11:30,560 --> 01:11:35,360
arranged I have an audience for 9:00

1178
01:11:33,040 --> 01:11:37,320
tonight I have said I have Vital

1179
01:11:35,360 --> 01:11:42,600
Information which I will only give to

1180
01:11:37,320 --> 01:11:42,600
him personally good now open the

1181
01:11:42,880 --> 01:11:47,159
window you pay attention please I'm

1182
01:11:48,360 --> 01:11:55,760
talking open the window at 9:15 we'll be

1183
01:11:52,360 --> 01:12:00,239
waiting outside dead

1184
01:11:55,760 --> 01:12:00,239
you asking for it aren't you

1185
01:12:01,240 --> 01:12:23,250
[Music]

1186
01:12:25,639 --> 01:12:29,520
good evening gentlemen welcome to

1187
01:12:30,800 --> 01:12:36,320
Moscow Mr Ambassador sir um what have

1188
01:12:34,199 --> 01:12:38,159
you done to your room and the others oh

1189
01:12:36,320 --> 01:12:41,000
it's nothing the annual stoning of the

1190
01:12:38,159 --> 01:12:42,760
embassy we usually go away for it but we

1191
01:12:41,000 --> 01:12:45,520
were caught this sh they put it forward

1192
01:12:42,760 --> 01:12:49,440
a week uh may I uh oh yes sir this is my

1193
01:12:45,520 --> 01:12:51,560
colleague freshw water every e Delight

1194
01:12:49,440 --> 01:12:54,440
how you do sir did you have a good

1195
01:12:51,560 --> 01:12:56,719
flight uh not bad uh we had a bit of

1196
01:12:54,440 --> 01:12:57,760
turbulence over didn't we yeah so we

1197
01:12:56,719 --> 01:12:59,080
haven't got much time what about the

1198
01:12:57,760 --> 01:13:02,480
plan of campaign perhaps you'd like to

1199
01:12:59,080 --> 01:13:04,840
see the rose trees he there are 7 trees

1200
01:13:02,480 --> 01:13:07,120
in all all in need of

1201
01:13:04,840 --> 01:13:09,960
pling sir I don't think you've quite got

1202
01:13:07,120 --> 01:13:09,960
the gist of while we're

1203
01:13:11,719 --> 01:13:15,679
here I thought London would have told

1204
01:13:13,960 --> 01:13:18,400
you so we're also having a lot of

1205
01:13:15,679 --> 01:13:21,000
trouble with bugs bugs the whole place

1206
01:13:18,400 --> 01:13:23,120
is swarming with them bugs bugs meal pal

1207
01:13:21,000 --> 01:13:24,800
meal Beauty bugs oh oh ah bugs very

1208
01:13:23,120 --> 01:13:26,679
nasty things bugs sir come across them

1209
01:13:24,800 --> 01:13:28,679
everywhere even found one Pok down the

1210
01:13:26,679 --> 01:13:30,560
poor old girl's ear hole yesterday I

1211
01:13:28,679 --> 01:13:32,159
take it she was not amused I think they

1212
01:13:30,560 --> 01:13:34,280
must be brought in by the

1213
01:13:32,159 --> 01:13:36,520
Workman sorry must be looking rather

1214
01:13:34,280 --> 01:13:38,480
lovely this time ago oh yes sir the

1215
01:13:36,520 --> 01:13:40,719
colors are quite bread taken especially

1216
01:13:38,480 --> 01:13:40,719
around

1217
01:13:42,400 --> 01:13:46,560
Virginia I'd like you to have a look at

1218
01:13:44,280 --> 01:13:49,159
my daughter with Perkins oh i' not we

1219
01:13:46,560 --> 01:13:53,080
had a very bad cop of blooms last year

1220
01:13:49,159 --> 01:13:53,080
bra were not Disturbed

1221
01:13:55,280 --> 01:13:59,320
I'm thinking of having a gold Farm built

1222
01:13:57,520 --> 01:14:01,600
in the Roose Garden I think it might be

1223
01:13:59,320 --> 01:14:01,600
a good

1224
01:14:20,639 --> 01:14:26,120
idea don't feel now this is compl

1225
01:14:24,040 --> 01:14:27,840
soundproof transparent there's nowhere

1226
01:14:26,120 --> 01:14:31,040
for them to hide the little bugs oh

1227
01:14:27,840 --> 01:14:32,600
ingenious ingenious now this sir as you

1228
01:14:31,040 --> 01:14:36,040
may have gathered is the

1229
01:14:32,600 --> 01:14:39,040
vet Veterinary surgeon I won't tell you

1230
01:14:36,040 --> 01:14:41,120
again yes now sir we'll be leaving at

1231
01:14:39,040 --> 01:14:44,239
about 9: and we ought to be back with

1232
01:14:41,120 --> 01:14:46,440
the dog at about half 9 but don't lock

1233
01:14:44,239 --> 01:14:47,719
up or anything in case we get delayed

1234
01:14:46,440 --> 01:14:49,520
have you anywhere for me to do the

1235
01:14:47,719 --> 01:14:51,920
operation I think you'll find the

1236
01:14:49,520 --> 01:14:54,199
kitchen table quite suitable we also

1237
01:14:51,920 --> 01:14:56,000
have a fully trained nurse on the staff

1238
01:14:54,199 --> 01:14:58,480
good

1239
01:14:56,000 --> 01:14:59,840
well gent I think perhaps that's all we

1240
01:14:58,480 --> 01:15:03,520
better retire from the greenhouse is

1241
01:14:59,840 --> 01:15:03,520
getting a little uh stuff in

1242
01:15:18,239 --> 01:15:22,440
here is it stuck

1243
01:15:20,880 --> 01:15:26,960
sir

1244
01:15:22,440 --> 01:15:26,960
yeah it really is stuck

1245
01:15:28,000 --> 01:15:34,229
brace

1246
01:15:29,440 --> 01:15:34,229
[Applause]

1247
01:15:37,480 --> 01:15:42,040
brace shouting is completely soundproof

1248
01:15:40,520 --> 01:15:44,199
no screaming if you fall off a building

1249
01:15:42,040 --> 01:15:46,120
is it I mean it's a natural reaction

1250
01:15:44,199 --> 01:15:50,239
I've got a pen

1251
01:15:46,120 --> 01:15:51,639
knife please please open this door I

1252
01:15:50,239 --> 01:15:53,600
can't stand being locked up in Vine

1253
01:15:51,639 --> 01:15:55,920
space don't you stop when I suffer from

1254
01:15:53,600 --> 01:15:57,679
glossophobia you right you are we got to

1255
01:15:55,920 --> 01:15:59,679
get out of here she's opening the window

1256
01:15:57,679 --> 01:16:03,440
at 9:15

1257
01:15:59,679 --> 01:16:06,600
last is the ambassador available no he's

1258
01:16:03,440 --> 01:16:08,639
in the uh goldfish bowl and he's not to

1259
01:16:06,600 --> 01:16:11,080
be disturbed this is rather urgent can't

1260
01:16:08,639 --> 01:16:14,880
you go in no I'm sorry mustn't disturb

1261
01:16:11,080 --> 01:16:14,880
him it's more than my job's

1262
01:16:21,199 --> 01:16:27,239
worth

1263
01:16:22,719 --> 01:16:28,040
no always chug the oxygen views you just

1264
01:16:27,239 --> 01:16:31,560
have

1265
01:16:28,040 --> 01:16:31,560
to wait and

1266
01:16:33,960 --> 01:16:41,040
hope oh god of

1267
01:16:38,770 --> 01:16:44,000
[Music]

1268
01:16:41,040 --> 01:16:48,560
helpes shut

1269
01:16:44,000 --> 01:16:48,560
up shut up you religious

1270
01:16:53,400 --> 01:16:57,960
man stand

1271
01:16:55,400 --> 01:16:57,960
oh

1272
01:17:03,640 --> 01:17:05,460
[Applause]

1273
01:17:04,320 --> 01:17:05,620
[Music]

1274
01:17:05,460 --> 01:17:08,680
[Applause]

1275
01:17:05,620 --> 01:17:08,680
[Music]

1276
01:17:09,159 --> 01:17:16,920
no no use it's

1277
01:17:12,880 --> 01:17:20,880
bulletproof you better lie down here air

1278
01:17:16,920 --> 01:17:20,880
will be P there

1279
01:17:31,239 --> 01:17:36,040
that's it right in the face he's not

1280
01:17:34,199 --> 01:17:38,520
content with carbon monoxide poison he

1281
01:17:36,040 --> 01:17:44,080
wants to give us flu as well what does

1282
01:17:38,520 --> 01:17:44,080
it matter we're all going to die

1283
01:17:45,560 --> 01:17:50,520
anyway oh poor

1284
01:17:52,800 --> 01:17:58,199
little de

1285
01:17:56,199 --> 01:18:01,960
I'm sorry I give it to Elbow all these

1286
01:17:58,199 --> 01:18:06,440
years and for cing all those birds my

1287
01:18:01,960 --> 01:18:06,440
name really is Str Bishop my

1288
01:18:10,639 --> 01:18:13,390
dad and

1289
01:18:12,640 --> 01:18:25,000
[Applause]

1290
01:18:13,390 --> 01:18:28,000
[Music]

1291
01:18:25,000 --> 01:18:28,000
I

1292
01:18:36,490 --> 01:18:43,130
[Music]

1293
01:18:45,870 --> 01:18:52,580
[Music]

1294
01:18:59,880 --> 01:19:04,320
I dare say you could be doing with a cup

1295
01:19:01,719 --> 01:19:04,320
of teas

1296
01:19:05,550 --> 01:19:11,320
[Music]

1297
01:19:08,000 --> 01:19:14,159
on right it's all clear come on come on

1298
01:19:11,320 --> 01:19:14,159
what's the matter with you come

1299
01:19:15,320 --> 01:19:21,239
on here a terrible thought still struck

1300
01:19:17,880 --> 01:19:25,520
me old Israeli he hasn't been done as he

1301
01:19:21,239 --> 01:19:25,520
done well you know

1302
01:19:25,880 --> 01:19:31,280
of course not thank God for that come

1303
01:19:31,440 --> 01:19:37,939
[Music]

1304
01:19:34,840 --> 01:19:37,939
[Applause]

1305
01:19:43,820 --> 01:19:49,600
[Music]

1306
01:19:46,440 --> 01:19:52,199
on arar and the unidentified Englishmen

1307
01:19:49,600 --> 01:19:55,800
have left the embassy they appear to be

1308
01:19:52,199 --> 01:20:17,679
taking a dog for a walk we We are

1309
01:19:55,800 --> 01:20:20,520
[Music]

1310
01:20:17,679 --> 01:20:22,820
following they have reached the Kremlin

1311
01:20:20,520 --> 01:20:29,420
we are keeping them under observation

1312
01:20:22,820 --> 01:20:29,420
[Music]

1313
01:20:32,600 --> 01:20:36,320
the princess Natasha

1314
01:20:36,470 --> 01:20:43,800
[Music]

1315
01:20:39,239 --> 01:20:46,239
Romanova my dear comrade princess I'm so

1316
01:20:43,800 --> 01:20:48,520
sorry to have kept you waiting my dear

1317
01:20:46,239 --> 01:20:48,520
prime

1318
01:20:49,560 --> 01:20:53,560
minister May

1319
01:21:02,719 --> 01:21:08,880
I think those must be the windows over

1320
01:21:04,199 --> 01:21:11,880
there hang on hang on 10 9 H

1321
01:21:08,880 --> 01:21:14,880
10 10

1322
01:21:11,880 --> 01:21:17,360
n now my dear what is so important that

1323
01:21:14,880 --> 01:21:19,320
you must only tell me in person we must

1324
01:21:17,360 --> 01:21:21,719
be discreet the British seem to know

1325
01:21:19,320 --> 01:21:23,760
every word that is said in this building

1326
01:21:21,719 --> 01:21:26,120
what I have to say the whole world can

1327
01:21:23,760 --> 01:21:28,960
know

1328
01:21:26,120 --> 01:21:31,520
I've come here to offer myself to

1329
01:21:28,960 --> 01:21:32,679
you I don't think I quite understand you

1330
01:21:31,520 --> 01:21:34,840
comrade

1331
01:21:32,679 --> 01:21:37,360
princess Ian

1332
01:21:34,840 --> 01:21:39,040
ioic you are one of the two most

1333
01:21:37,360 --> 01:21:42,400
powerful men in the

1334
01:21:39,040 --> 01:21:43,800
world behind every great men there must

1335
01:21:42,400 --> 01:21:47,320
be a

1336
01:21:43,800 --> 01:21:52,960
woman's I want to be that woman's but I

1337
01:21:47,320 --> 01:21:55,880
already have a woman H she is a

1338
01:21:52,960 --> 01:21:57,120
peasant big hand

1339
01:21:55,880 --> 01:22:01,040
big thick

1340
01:21:57,120 --> 01:22:04,520
legs du

1341
01:22:01,040 --> 01:22:06,120
du I love you I've loved you since I

1342
01:22:04,520 --> 01:22:09,120
first carried the right hand pole of

1343
01:22:06,120 --> 01:22:12,120
your portrait in the MayDay Parade I'm

1344
01:22:09,120 --> 01:22:12,120
attractive

1345
01:22:14,920 --> 01:22:20,360
D Francis we can't just stand here we'll

1346
01:22:18,159 --> 01:22:24,120
get knocked off for loitering there's an

1347
01:22:20,360 --> 01:22:24,120
arch over there come on

1348
01:22:36,300 --> 01:22:45,300
[Music]

1349
01:22:47,199 --> 01:22:52,639
she's a good girl right on time right

1350
01:22:49,880 --> 01:22:55,560
start her up what do you mean start her

1351
01:22:52,639 --> 01:22:57,560
up well get Ammon the old Indian love

1352
01:22:55,560 --> 01:23:00,800
call well you can't start her up just

1353
01:22:57,560 --> 01:23:03,840
like that I mean she's not a car she's

1354
01:23:00,800 --> 01:23:06,560
got to feel like it well you said she

1355
01:23:03,840 --> 01:23:08,600
did feel like it well yes she does but

1356
01:23:06,560 --> 01:23:10,360
but not necessarily at this moment I

1357
01:23:08,600 --> 01:23:11,560
mean it is cold out here what's that

1358
01:23:10,360 --> 01:23:14,120
good to do with it it's got everything

1359
01:23:11,560 --> 01:23:18,480
to do with it would

1360
01:23:14,120 --> 01:23:21,719
you would I want would you feel like it

1361
01:23:18,480 --> 01:23:24,960
in this weather that's not the point I

1362
01:23:21,719 --> 01:23:27,159
am not a bulldog France as he made close

1363
01:23:24,960 --> 01:23:27,159
the

1364
01:23:33,639 --> 01:23:40,000
window please my wife's bedroom is just

1365
01:23:36,560 --> 01:23:41,679
on the corridor please put your coat on

1366
01:23:40,000 --> 01:23:44,000
she might come in she's a very jealous

1367
01:23:41,679 --> 01:23:47,960
woman oh but you're the prime minister

1368
01:23:44,000 --> 01:23:50,639
of all Russia yes I know but her mother

1369
01:23:47,960 --> 01:23:53,199
is staying with us her son is the editor

1370
01:23:50,639 --> 01:23:55,440
of his vestia my father-in-law is a

1371
01:23:53,199 --> 01:23:58,040
marshal of the Red Army me her brother

1372
01:23:55,440 --> 01:24:00,760
is a member of the Supreme Soviet please

1373
01:23:58,040 --> 01:24:02,960
put your coat on take take six month's

1374
01:24:00,760 --> 01:24:04,679
leave on the Black Sea workers rest camp

1375
01:24:02,960 --> 01:24:07,920
all expenses

1376
01:24:04,679 --> 01:24:10,239
pay close the window please someone may

1377
01:24:07,920 --> 01:24:12,760
see you

1378
01:24:10,239 --> 01:24:15,960
Priscilla there's a great big handsome

1379
01:24:12,760 --> 01:24:20,040
Bulldog waiting for you up there look at

1380
01:24:15,960 --> 01:24:23,480
that lovely big hairy Bandy legs dirty

1381
01:24:20,040 --> 01:24:25,440
big nose stuck up there come on let him

1382
01:24:23,480 --> 01:24:27,679
know you're here

1383
01:24:25,440 --> 01:24:28,679
look it's no good she won't do it unless

1384
01:24:27,679 --> 01:24:32,000
she's in the

1385
01:24:28,679 --> 01:24:34,520
mood Priscilla will you

1386
01:24:32,000 --> 01:24:36,960
have

1387
01:24:34,520 --> 01:24:39,159
how oh Francis for God's sake How does

1388
01:24:36,960 --> 01:24:41,320
it go how does what go the mating call

1389
01:24:39,159 --> 01:24:46,719
of a bulldog How does it go well it sort

1390
01:24:41,320 --> 01:24:48,679
of goes like um ow oh that's very good A

1391
01:24:46,719 --> 01:24:51,920
bit louder I'm not an animal

1392
01:24:48,679 --> 01:24:56,320
impersonator will you do it again but

1393
01:24:51,920 --> 01:24:56,320
louder louder louder

1394
01:24:56,440 --> 01:25:03,050
louder louder great lovely marvelous

1395
01:25:00,800 --> 01:25:11,060
keep it

1396
01:25:03,050 --> 01:25:11,060
[Music]

1397
01:25:16,600 --> 01:25:20,840
up get closer

1398
01:25:30,830 --> 01:25:46,490
[Music]

1399
01:25:50,000 --> 01:25:55,159
I've got him I've got him come on come

1400
01:25:52,159 --> 01:25:55,159
on

1401
01:26:01,380 --> 01:26:09,709
[Music]

1402
01:26:06,420 --> 01:26:09,709
[Applause]

1403
01:26:11,119 --> 01:26:17,280
back to the

1404
01:26:12,400 --> 01:26:19,360
Embassy you take this try don't run walk

1405
01:26:17,280 --> 01:26:23,480
get him up onto your operating table and

1406
01:26:19,360 --> 01:26:23,480
take that microphone out here

1407
01:26:24,920 --> 01:26:27,199
get

1408
01:26:28,000 --> 01:26:34,040
closer

1409
01:26:29,800 --> 01:26:36,760
to a follow look what's that big truck

1410
01:26:34,040 --> 01:26:39,440
doing it's only a water wagon why is it

1411
01:26:36,760 --> 01:26:39,440
following us

1412
01:26:39,760 --> 01:26:44,719
then it's not following us your great

1413
01:26:42,320 --> 01:26:46,960
Nana isn't it well I've never seen a

1414
01:26:44,719 --> 01:26:50,080
water wagon with a the dog of course it

1415
01:26:46,960 --> 01:26:52,250
must be bun of the prime minister's dog

1416
01:26:50,080 --> 01:27:14,729
after to them quickly

1417
01:26:52,250 --> 01:27:14,729
[Music]

1418
01:27:18,159 --> 01:27:20,360
the

1419
01:27:22,679 --> 01:27:26,119
K SP

1420
01:27:29,110 --> 01:27:33,450
[Music]

1421
01:27:32,510 --> 01:27:34,340
[Applause]

1422
01:27:33,450 --> 01:27:35,360
[Music]

1423
01:27:34,340 --> 01:27:38,600
[Applause]

1424
01:27:35,360 --> 01:27:38,600
[Music]

1425
01:27:41,239 --> 01:27:48,560
stop listen you get back to the Embassy

1426
01:27:43,920 --> 01:27:48,560
I'll try and draw him off right right

1427
01:27:50,930 --> 01:27:54,079
[Music]

1428
01:27:59,190 --> 01:28:01,510
[Music]

1429
01:28:00,160 --> 01:28:02,640
[Applause]

1430
01:28:01,510 --> 01:28:05,779
[Music]

1431
01:28:02,640 --> 01:28:05,779
[Applause]

1432
01:28:05,910 --> 01:28:11,360
[Music]

1433
01:28:07,880 --> 01:28:29,319
what are you doing there stop the

1434
01:28:11,360 --> 01:28:29,319
[Music]

1435
01:28:45,110 --> 01:28:50,360
[Laughter]

1436
01:28:48,360 --> 01:28:54,880
the patient is ready now Dr

1437
01:28:50,360 --> 01:28:54,880
trellion there there Disraeli

1438
01:29:02,360 --> 01:29:07,880
hello London this is Radio Bandy legs

1439
01:29:05,920 --> 01:29:13,320
we're now closing down our transmission

1440
01:29:07,880 --> 01:29:13,320
from Moscow a good night everybody good

1441
01:29:21,119 --> 01:29:27,760
night and so it appears we have have

1442
01:29:24,360 --> 01:29:30,600
your dog and you have our dog yes it's a

1443
01:29:27,760 --> 01:29:32,760
right bug up isn't it silly Garden of

1444
01:29:30,600 --> 01:29:35,440
fresh water didn't you know it wasn't my

1445
01:29:32,760 --> 01:29:38,000
dog well it never occurred to me

1446
01:29:35,440 --> 01:29:41,360
sir but the dogs are not even of the

1447
01:29:38,000 --> 01:29:44,040
same sex ah well sex you know what we

1448
01:29:41,360 --> 01:29:47,800
English are about six to us a dog is a

1449
01:29:44,040 --> 01:29:47,800
dog we don't like to

1450
01:29:51,080 --> 01:29:57,840
pry you wanted to send a telegram before

1451
01:29:53,639 --> 01:30:00,440
you leave Madam oh yes to Sir Francis

1452
01:29:57,840 --> 01:30:04,159
travelan

1453
01:30:00,440 --> 01:30:07,760
obbe congratulations on your latest

1454
01:30:04,159 --> 01:30:10,000
recognition to the poor the money to the

1455
01:30:07,760 --> 01:30:13,679
rich the

1456
01:30:10,000 --> 01:30:13,679
honors oh I'll

1457
01:30:14,239 --> 01:30:20,560
go hello there princess it's July your

1458
01:30:18,040 --> 01:30:22,910
guys come

1459
01:30:20,560 --> 01:30:42,760
back princess

1460
01:30:22,910 --> 01:30:46,199
[Music]

1461
01:30:42,760 --> 01:30:48,159
congratulations of Francis what at least

1462
01:30:46,199 --> 01:30:50,920
we of the Soviet Union know the real

1463
01:30:48,159 --> 01:30:50,920
reason for your

1464
01:30:51,000 --> 01:30:55,760
Knighthood Stanley how good to see you

1465
01:30:54,080 --> 01:30:58,440
when did you get back from Moscow I got

1466
01:30:55,760 --> 01:31:00,679
back last night how are you you're

1467
01:30:58,440 --> 01:31:02,520
looking well a fit as a fiddle bit of a

1468
01:31:00,679 --> 01:31:04,159
giggle really wasn't it a top M5

1469
01:31:02,520 --> 01:31:06,800
operative being nursed back to health by

1470
01:31:04,159 --> 01:31:08,480
the rookis that was fun with it last it

1471
01:31:06,800 --> 01:31:10,639
was it well at least we didn't get

1472
01:31:08,480 --> 01:31:12,760
killed which is some consolation yeah

1473
01:31:10,639 --> 01:31:15,679
pity it can't come out the newspapers

1474
01:31:12,760 --> 01:31:18,960
give a fortune for it can I drop you off

1475
01:31:15,679 --> 01:31:23,280
anywhere number 10 Downing Street

1476
01:31:18,960 --> 01:31:25,760
please really yes are that promotion

1477
01:31:23,280 --> 01:31:27,520
chief of security and advisor to the

1478
01:31:25,760 --> 01:31:30,119
prime minister at the forthcoming round

1479
01:31:27,520 --> 01:31:33,159
of talks with the NATO Powers

1480
01:31:30,119 --> 01:31:36,280
congratulations thank you very much

1481
01:31:33,159 --> 01:31:38,480
what's the matter oh it's nothing really

1482
01:31:36,280 --> 01:31:40,000
just a bit sore 14 stitches you know I

1483
01:31:38,480 --> 01:31:42,320
was SLI right

1484
01:31:40,000 --> 01:31:44,800
open do you mean you're actually going

1485
01:31:42,320 --> 01:31:46,239
to be there during the talks yeah oh

1486
01:31:44,800 --> 01:31:49,199
I'll be right in there with them it's a

1487
01:31:46,239 --> 01:31:51,960
very big agenda complete appraisal of

1488
01:31:49,199 --> 01:31:55,080
our defense plan mixman nuclear force

1489
01:31:51,960 --> 01:31:58,400
pois missile station NATO defense fenses

1490
01:31:55,080 --> 01:32:01,679
early Warning Systems all that Guff you

1491
01:31:58,400 --> 01:32:04,080
know oh I big you pardon

1492
01:32:01,679 --> 01:32:05,830
granted number 10 darning Street please

1493
01:32:04,080 --> 01:32:20,839
Riley

1494
01:32:05,830 --> 01:32:20,839
[Music]

1495
01:32:24,199 --> 01:32:27,199
n

1496
01:32:31,690 --> 01:32:48,750
[Music]

1497
01:32:55,679 --> 01:32:58,679
la